Patience is a pain in the ass

The question has lingered for too long. "Why this? WHY?" Noah's moniker is "The Kid Fantastic", yet his website has long heralded a far different cry: "The Kid Lackluster"; "The Kid Incomplete"; "The Kid 1998 Nostalgia." Thanks for bearing with The Kid, but keep your patience pants on a little longer while we get things together a little better.